3 very LONELY people, who make a ball of hot gas their best friend forever. This strange co-dependency will only lead to melanoma. YSS.

Oh NO! Please don't set your status to invisible!!! The horror! If you do that then how else could we point and laugh at your deluded sense of self importance? Oh and thanks for all of your gooey suggestions at the end, what would we do without you? YSS!

I'm assuming this is a song, which on normal occasions an excerpt from a song is just fine, however, all of the lyrics of a gospel song or whatever this shit is, is just...unimaginative and quite frankly if this is what you want to say to the world, you should go back to the plantation and sing it to the "Lord". YSS.

(btw, to avoid any racial legal issues, the person who wrote this is not black)

ZZZZZzzzzZZzzzzZZZz. *drools* YSS.

Here we have a laundry list of a drunk girl's weekend events. To say that no one cares is a sad understatement, they might however notice that you're a drunk mess that eats shit, falls down alot, get's "bruses", and can't spell to save your dumb life. Now that's "hilariouse"! YSS.

a) No you weren't, because those things don't exist, nor do they co-exist. b) Only one person likes this, but they don't count, because they're a stalker. YSS.

It takes balls to be that publicly unhappy. But let's face it, children do suck. however, YSDS.

According to his FB info, this man is "interested in women" hrmmmm...really? YSS.

You did what? Apparently not pass the second grade. You certainly did not do THATTTT! YSS.

Jesus Christmas! Just show them your status and you'll be released. I don't believe they allow the mentally challenged to take part in jury duty, nor half-assed "gangstas" or the partially racist. YSS.

Wooooowwww laaaaaaaaaame. Shockingly, this person is NOT 12 years old. Sigh. YSS.

Thank you for saying what we've all been thinking in such a precise and eloquent manner, kudos to your cleverness! YSDS.

Christ! Your facebook status is not an itinerary of your daily events, nobody cares! YSS.

Talk about ego maniacal...I'm pretty sure there were orphans in Calcutta and people in comas that didn't get to watch it either, but thanks for letting us know that you would've just in case. YSS.

Translation: "Damn what an amazing tit sucking they just gave me behind the Sonic!!!"

Need we say more? Some things just shouldn't be shared in a public forum...YSS.

Well in that case you're a filthy person, and so are the other four people who share your sick fetish. YSS.

The overuse of the consonants has become a huge issue on Facebook, apparently. Please understand people, this does NOT make your statement any more vehement or urgent or powerful, it just makes you look stupid. Use ONE exclamation mark instead, it will do the same thing. And besides, who in their right mind thinks tractors are sexy? Oh, white trash. Right. Case in point. YSS.

Apparently you sleep-type sir, and when you do, you add unnecessary vowels and punctuation to your status. But that's o.k. at least you tried to repent your shitty status with a trite smiley face at the end. Better luck next time! YSS.

Here at YSS, we don't just hate, we appreciate. This made me laugh. Thank you for the reckless abandon in which you shit on the less fortunate. YSDS

I'm sure Waco Jaco is thrilled that you couldn't even muster the intelligence to send him off with a properly spelled "farewell". Well done! YSS.

Thanks for the play by play of your tragically boring life. I'm pretty sure no one cares. Not even your mom. YSS.

What happened here? I'm thinking...seizure. YSS.

Huh? You lost us at "facing". Rule #1 when trying to sound profound, try not to mix twelve opposing thoughts with one nonsensical metaphor as a closer. YSS.

Infininte wisdom from a guy with an area code shaved into the back of his head. blah blah blah. YSS.

That's swell. Thanks for the update. If you're not going to try, then don't bother. YSS

What does this even mean? How do injuries relate to kindness? Let's just forget how dumb your status is instead. How bout that? YSS.